Deactivating devices on Netflix because it looks like Dad is watching stuff on your account. Unless you like Eric Clapton.--Jeremy
My mom and I are watching Twilight because she wants to know what her students are into. She thinks it's dumb and Bella is dumb and Edward is a dick.--
laurelin_kitNaw. I'm just another rudeboy trying to get his.--Eric
I had a good pun the other day! My mom was talking about all her doctor's appts she had to make & I asked her if she needed to get all her docs in a row. :D--
iammeinukA better giggity has never been uttered.--Anna
I found your local tanning salon for those long winter months: Sun Your Buns.--Jeremy
Butt dialed lol.--Alicia
I would reference the Mormon trumpet-man but I don't know his name.--Eric
My cadaver looks like Kenny Rogers.--Jeremy
The things we do to get laid.--
laurelin_kitJohn Ringo doesn't get nearly as much credit as he should.--Eric