Notes from Diana's Inbox

Deactivating devices on Netflix because it looks like Dad is watching stuff on your account. Unless you like Eric Clapton.--Jeremy

My mom and I are watching Twilight because she wants to know what her students are into. She thinks it's dumb and Bella is dumb and Edward is a dick.--laurelin_kit

Naw. I'm just another rudeboy trying to get his.--Eric

I had a good pun the other day! My mom was talking about all her doctor's appts she had to make & I asked her if she needed to get all her docs in a row. :D--iammeinuk

A better giggity has never been uttered.--Anna

I found your local tanning salon for those long winter months: Sun Your Buns.--Jeremy

Butt dialed lol.--Alicia

I would reference the Mormon trumpet-man but I don't know his name.--Eric

My cadaver looks like Kenny Rogers.--Jeremy

The things we do to get laid.--laurelin_kit

John Ringo doesn't get nearly as much credit as he should.--Eric